Dave's definitions

in the know

With knowledge of something.

"People in the know are aware of a nuclear explosion if even the slightest jolt was made upon the renegade carrier."
-part of the storyline for Blast Corps

by Dave October 21, 2004

Evansophilia

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.

Mr T. Evans loves himself

by Dave June 12, 2003

Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

by Dave January 15, 2004

Liquid Snake

*A wet penis.

*The twin brother of Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series; identical on the genetic level, except for having blonde hair and a british voice. Nothing can kill this guy!! >.<

*A term to refer to someone with this fictitious character's traits.

"Damn this guy just won't die! He's a regular ol' Liquid Snake. -_- "
-a guy who examines how much damage the receiver can take.

by Dave March 26, 2004

Compruter

Computer... ya know, that thing with the stuff you don't quite understand.

Adapted from the asian word for "bottomless box of pornography"

I run Windows 2k on my compruter... that's right I said compruter. BETTA AXE SUMBODY!

by Dave December 1, 2004

peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 6, 2004

beercan

Jamaican pronounciation of bacon

aren't i funny!!

by Dave February 11, 2004