by Charlie March 09, 2005
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Kib, meaning a poker player of intensely obese proportions, originally stemming from the great 1940s player Luke “fatboy” Kibosh. Due to the popularity explosion of online poker, the term has been used as an insult or “flame” towards players who take a long time to play their hand.
“zzzzz just play you KIB”
Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib”
Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib”
by Charlie May 06, 2005
by Charlie November 23, 2004
An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.
This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.
by Charlie June 11, 2004