goonclock

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

by charlie June 19, 2006

Sesame

1. A street
2. A way to open shit

There are plenty of sesame seeds, but what the hell is a sesame? I don't know, we never give it a chance to grow!

by Charlie April 13, 2005

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 24, 2003

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing

Your acting like a Chet

by charlie November 30, 2003

livewire

not as good as slice.

dude... this livewire is whack... i just wasted my dough.

by charlie July 16, 2003

dak

Australian; to "dak" someone is to pull down there pants, usually in a crowded place to cause embarrassment. Daks being an Aussie term for trousers.

I'm going to dak Dave as pay back!!!

by Charlie October 19, 2004

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005