Charlie's definitions

wymsey

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.

From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.

by Charlie June 11, 2004

nookie

a term for any kind of sexual activity

you asshole! You're not getting any nookie tonight!

by charlie March 18, 2004

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

charlysays

little bit of bass, little bit of raas

charly says bass, charly says raas

by charlie December 4, 2004

Ible

a suffix added to a root word. If the rootword is a complete word add -able if it is incomplete add -ible. (Exceptions include digestible, flexible, responsible, irritable, inevitable, and contemptible.)

Vis + ible = visible
poss + ible = possible

by Charlie October 14, 2003

bubs

A blue man, possibly of African American descent. Runs a concession stand, one of two operating businesses in Freetown, USA. A wiley, cunning man, who can fix any problem, any time, anywhere, with anything. Unusually intelligent for a cartoon, even by human standards.

Well, first I tried duct-taping The Cheat to the VCR, but he wasn't too into that idea. Then I tried duct-taping a clock to it. That seems to work.

by Charlie June 27, 2003

fanger

one who fangs.

Look out - that pood's a fanger.

by charlie January 24, 2003