Charlie's definitions

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004

shit fire

when you eat too much hot sause that your shit feals like fire

man i ate to much spicy wings im gunna shit fire tonight

by charlie March 30, 2005

8-- 0

nuts, cock, and vagina!

by Charlie February 6, 2003

townie shit eating scum

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!

"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"

by Charlie February 20, 2004

addidas

Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.

I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.

by Charlie March 13, 2005

madon

n. genius, a truely gifted person

He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

aquabats

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.

The Aquabats are super rad!

by Charlie May 1, 2004