Cake's definitions

Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!

“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet”

by Cake July 26, 2021

Tripp Eisen

Nonce. Child Molestor. Someone who craves the touch of a paper slit surrounded by candy floss.

"To do a Tripp" - Groom an child of the female persuasion online, before meeting up for lurid sex in a parking lot.

I can't believe my father has been a complete tripp!

Did you hear about that weird dude from high school?

Yeah man, I heard He did a tripp.

by Cake March 4, 2005

flog

Someone who sniffs a females underwear. usually used as an insult

Tyler is a nasty flog.

by cAke November 6, 2004

steeshed

stoned

he is so steeshed!

by Cake April 28, 2003

Tuchus

Yiddish word for posterior, ass, heiny, tushie, butt, booty, gluteus maximus.

Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"

Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."

by cake December 21, 2003

sweat

to be drawn to physically and sexually, an intense form of having a crush

I really sweat Devin.

by cake September 1, 2008

farmer joe

a boy who wears tight jeans..so tight theres no room for his penis

wow that farmer joe has got to get bigger jeans!

by cAke November 6, 2004