Freeport

A hick town in Maine, many wiggers live here.
youu got dat done there chevy 150 in freeport?
by ben April 17, 2005
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springs demise

a emo band constisting of a few cool guys, and shaun, includes Ryan(guitar) Daniel(bass) Shaun (drums)jason (guitar) and ross (singer). alright band www.springsdemise.co.uk
springs demise are an emo band but arnt sue if they play emo.
by ben February 18, 2005
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lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.
Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.
by Ben December 13, 2004
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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 03, 2005
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sandlot kid

The guy trying to pick up the hot girl who gets his mate to climb the back fence to distract the guard dog
Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid it over, can you climb the back fence
by Ben November 19, 2004
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Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo
Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1
by Ben April 13, 2005
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kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.
"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"
by ben February 24, 2005
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