red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.
"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"
by Ben December 28, 2004
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fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).
Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.
by Ben July 27, 2003
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poo

something that comes out of your ass
"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen
by ben February 28, 2005
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orangetastic

Coined by me in reference to a very orange car. My friend then insisted that it is actually a characteristic of my mom. It is noteworthy that he was blazed at the time.
Your mom's orangetastic!
by Ben July 09, 2003
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Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.
Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.
by Ben February 22, 2005
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Riding Coat Tail

To sponge, mooch, free load, skate by, or do absolutely nothing but watch while somebody else does all the work and still somehow try to take at least partial credit for something you had no hand in. The act most likely originated back in Tallahassee in Apt# D9 and then fully cultivated to a personality trait on Calcutta Street.
Anticipating good times to be had for all, Kevin put down the Nintendo and was observed "Riding Coat Tail" all the way to Michelangelo's.
by Ben December 30, 2004
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flash

Dwyane Wade's nickname, courtesy of Shaq.
"Yo, you see Flash take it to the house against Houston last week?"
by Ben February 17, 2005
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