Ben's definitions

Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.

Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.

by Ben February 22, 2005

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

by Ben March 23, 2005

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005

Phat

Music having alot of bass, lacking in proper structure. Trance techno

"Check my phat ass bangin' toons mush"

by ben December 15, 2004

marine natural resources

the water in the ocean, especially around carribean coral areas.

the water where cruise ships dump their waste

by ben January 1, 2004