sex dolls

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.

Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough

by Ben June 18, 2004

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

lacfy

Ben came up with this brilliant acronym. It is used online and in real life. From a scale from 1-10 it is a 10 in terms of annoyingness.

Lacfy = Lets all clap for you (or any last letter depending on what it refers to).

You can use lacfy even when someone says something utterly irrelevant to the topic. Here are some examples:

Jason: I told Coach Artis that the Statue of Liberty is in South Africa and he believed me!
You: Lacfy

Jason: I can't stand you
You: Lacfy

by Ben February 21, 2005

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

edm

euro domestic market or a euro car moded with euro specific parts

that jetta is edm style

by ben March 06, 2004

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 07, 2005