Batman 's definitions

lewt

loot.
money, prize, treasure, good stuff

0mg, i went on a dungeon raid today and got some phat lewt

by batman October 8, 2003

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004

tenacious ten

naked nine - PLUS BO! see also faggots

bo stop being a bitch and go back to the tenacious ten.

by batman February 15, 2005

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

motor buggie

what them british people call cars

Englishman: wot wot ol' bean, how about we go for a ride in my motor buggie?

by batman December 3, 2003

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003