captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 11, 2005

anus raider

stealing poo from the anus

ken got anus raided while he was wasted

by Andrew February 28, 2004

fagit

ethier donn or a man who likes other men

donn is a fagit

by Andrew June 10, 2006

ballchinean

A man with two testicles for a chin.

its a ballchinean hit him in the teasing chin

by Andrew April 14, 2005

suckyphant

1) A person who sucks so bad that it is elphantine in size.

2) A pink elephant that looks very sucky.

Jason was the worst at Battlefield ever, a real Suckyphant on anyone's team.

by Andrew January 06, 2004

weedtarded

Referring to someone who has been smoking weed and is acting retarted, hence the word Weedtarded

Man Marc was being Weedtarded last night

by Andrew June 18, 2004