Al's definitions

bersani

a cheapskate; or one who thinks they are better everyone else

Give me my money back, you bersani!

by Al December 26, 2003

lowbrow

see: www.lowbrow.com

Dude, there was some funny ass shit on lowbrow.

by al November 30, 2003

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

by Al February 3, 2005

wams

Women as Managers Scale (WAMS)

by Al October 29, 2003

dodgeball

Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.

Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?

by Al October 14, 2003

Owly

cranky, unco-operative, negative; Synonyms: abusive, annoying, bad-tempered, beastly, bitchy, critical, cruel, despicable, disagreeable, distasteful, evil, fierce, hateful, malevolent, malicious, malign, malignant, ornery, owly, ruthless, sarcastic, sordid, spiteful, squalid, unkind, unpleasant, vicious, vile, wicked

It is not fun to be around owly people.

by Al August 22, 2003

nodding donkey

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

by Al December 28, 2004