me's definitions

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

titties

Something I like to stare at on a girl.

Meghan has some nice titties :)

by ME November 2, 2003

mud road

anus,bum,pooper,poop shute......

when the red rivers flowing take the
"MUD ROAD"

by me May 15, 2003

mmmmk

it means ok, but in a really bored and or tired way.

Hey, you wanna go to the concert with me?
Mmmmk

by ME May 13, 2005

hard knock life

to have a hard life' to live a gangster life

ask annie

by me January 1, 2004

divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

by Me November 1, 2003

shiznok

1)stuff.
2)unidentified thing or object.
3)replacement word for when you are to lazy to use real word.
4)a drug or a food.

hey,pass the shiznok,and add ice.

by me May 13, 2005