me's definitions

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 24, 2005

Pittsburgh

a very cool place to live near

even if the suburbs of pittsburgh are boring, theres always something to do in the city

by me March 24, 2005

irwin

town in southwestern pennsylvania

o the ghettos of irwin

by me March 24, 2005

god

God, the eternal father, who loves us and dies on the cross for us, he loves us all no matter what we have done. He is the one and only, the alpha and omega, and the first and the last, We can have eternal life if we believe in christ jesus as our savior and our rock...how else u think we got here?? JUst fell out teh sky??
john 3:16

for god so loved the word that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not parish but have eternal life!

by me March 24, 2005

baton rouge

kickass city; home of the LSU tigers and beautiful women

Dude lets go to Baton Rouge and hit up some ladies.

by me March 25, 2005

mormon

Mormons are the only true religion. Our church's foundation is on Jesus christ, familys, forgivness, and eternal life! The book of mormon...thats not just somemade up book, in the restore gosepel, another testament of Jesue Christ. I am mormon and im ridiculed for my religion ALL THE TIME, but the people who ridicule me only do it because they HEARD THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR SOMEONE TOLD THEM THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE...well guess what? it isnt true!!,and say all this stuff like we think we can become our own gods , and joseph smith, commited sexual crimes w/ teenagers?!
I dont know where u got that information from, but your be lied to!!

The truest of the true religions!

by me March 26, 2005

ashlee simpson

A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.

Ashlee Simpson's concert rocked.

by me May 13, 2005