Definitions by me

simple plan 

a band that lost their integrity when they did a song for the scooby doo 2 movie...fuck that, they never even had any integrity

"i'm a dick, i'm addicted to you"
wow...real mature

simple plan by me March 29, 2005

mormon 

Mormons are the only true religion. Our church's foundation is on Jesus christ, familys, forgivness, and eternal life! The book of mormon...thats not just somemade up book, in the restore gosepel, another testament of Jesue Christ. I am mormon and im ridiculed for my religion ALL THE TIME, but the people who ridicule me only do it because they HEARD THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR SOMEONE TOLD THEM THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE...well guess what? it isnt true!!,and say all this stuff like we think we can become our own gods , and joseph smith, commited sexual crimes w/ teenagers?!
I dont know where u got that information from, but your be lied to!!

The truest of the true religions!

mormon by me March 26, 2005

baton rouge 

kickass city; home of the LSU tigers and beautiful women

Dude lets go to Baton Rouge and hit up some ladies.

baton rouge by me March 25, 2005

awkward 

1. Ungraceful; ungainly.
2. Clumsily or unskillfully performed.
3. Marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort.

As Josh awkwardly walked to the bathroom he tripped over a book and two different TV cables, then stepped on a bag of chips and someone's hand. In the bathroom he tripped over the edge of a tile, fell headfirst into the toilet, and drowned.

awkward by me March 24, 2005

smoke scrump dew 

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

smoke scrump dew by Me March 24, 2005

Pittsburgh 

a very cool place to live near

even if the suburbs of pittsburgh are boring, theres always something to do in the city

Pittsburgh by me March 24, 2005

irwin 

town in southwestern pennsylvania

o the ghettos of irwin

irwin by me March 24, 2005