Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 03, 2004

bajillion

1000 jillion

Timmy has 4 bajillion dumb stories

by me August 26, 2003

sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 07, 2005

chicken

something men like to choke

Bob choked his chicken and cum shot all over

by me June 13, 2004

Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by Me February 10, 2005

candy flipper

One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.

She is a candy flipper.

by Me May 04, 2004

donezo

an exclamation to be used when finished wtih something

"i'm donezo! no more for me."

by me December 15, 2004