me's definitions

The Killers

Kick-ass awesome band. The fact that they're so popular with the MTV types gives me hope for humanity, that maybe people still do have some taste.

Save some face, you know you've only got one.

by Me April 20, 2005

shoot gun

1.) Misspelled form of shotgun.
2.) What you do with a gun.

1.) (Excerpt from a Redneck definition:).....sitting out on their front porch holding a shootgun talking about niggers.

2.) Shoot the gun, dammit!

by ME October 25, 2004

fatty

a lot, much, very big.

I hit her and now she has a fatty bruise.

by Me September 16, 2003

morbi

One who steals cookies

Synonym for cookie monster

Who stole the cookies from the cookies jar?
MORBI stole the cookies from the cookie jar

by Me March 13, 2005

jack rabbit

The best dildo ever. Featured on Sex and the City. Go out and buy it.

I used my jack rabbit last night and came five times.

by Me January 30, 2005

Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

by ME April 19, 2005

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 3, 2004