josh's definitions

Alj

A nickname for a popular guy.

I saw Alj with a hottie the other day.

by josh March 17, 2003

noidz

The end result of butchering the word "nice" over the past years of it being used as slang.

'Nice - Noice - Noidz'

"I just bought Liquid City 2 for a dollar!" "Noidz."

by Josh February 22, 2005

Masked Metal

Metal bands that wear masks and/or face paint.

Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Motograter, MuDvAyNe, Gwar, etc.

by Josh January 23, 2004

office trophy

The trophy that is handed out at TRIES on an almost daily basis for the best comment of the day.

Here, The Dave, have the office trophy, AGAIN

by josh July 20, 2004

Sluff

To skip school or any school-related activity, like school assembly.

I'm going to sluff 8th period.

by Josh December 25, 2004

the hennrich

A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.

Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil's Hennrich.

by Josh March 9, 2004

software engineering

The profession of creating software

Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.

by Josh January 30, 2004