lmb

acronym for lick my balls

you can lmb while i tea bag you

by josh August 07, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 07, 2003

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

pop music

pop music is simply short for 'popular' music everything on mtv and on the radio is pop

'oooooh listen its the latest from avril!!!!'

by josh April 14, 2004

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

Ooklagoosh

To swear at someone secretly

Get off me u ooklagoosh for brains

by Josh February 06, 2005

Shnaga

Don't tuch me with your disgusting girl germ disease

I yelled at that girl Shnaga

by Josh August 09, 2003