josh's definitions

G.L.O.B.

Good Looking Old Bitch. Describes an older woman that is not known to be a MILF

Wow. she is hot. Dude she's a GLOB

by Josh May 21, 2004

larnish

when your penis sucks inside your body and brings an item with it.

your penis sucks in and so does a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004

marmite digger

someone who enjoyes eating feaces during sexual intercourse

that bitch i had last night was a serious marmite digger

by josh January 2, 2004

Lum

This term is also used to mean gay asian male.

Hey check out that lum over there.

by Josh April 11, 2005

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

biscuits

Biscuits; v: To have a propensity of ab-flab, commonly exacerbated by overly tight jeans and a shirt showing too much midriff. The rolls at the waistline resemble a gooey profusion of dough from a tube of Pilsbury biscuits prior to baking.

Even an admiral would be unable to bring that into port. She's mad biscuits!

by Josh May 7, 2005

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004