josh's definitions

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

dunn

referring to or the action of sexual activities

im gonna get her dunn

by josh January 17, 2005

geek

A nerd, but without the intelligence of said nerd.

Jimmy with the t1 is a nerd, but Bob over there tripping over his shadow is a geek

by Josh January 10, 2007

god

if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..

Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)

by Josh January 17, 2005

butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)

"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"

by Josh January 18, 2005

Abercrombie

Clothing store for people with a great sense of style,not, other popular brands they like are: american eagle and hollister and well thats about it, usually infested with people that have no musical taste, and all look about the same, they also make fun of anyone who looks different from them.

abercrombie kid: Hey you look different then me.
different kid: um yep i do.
abercrombie kid: Well i dont like you you arent cool.

by Josh January 19, 2005

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005