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Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

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Kangaroo Punch 180°

This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.

When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut

by Josh December 13, 2004

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Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004

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sauced

To be ejaculated upon;

Dude if you say sauced one more time your gonna get your face sauced.

by josh December 15, 2004

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Chawnk

to stick your penis in some bitches ear

After a long drunken night...the girl said she thought she had an ear infection, when in reality she was involved in some hardcore chawnking the night brefore.

by josh December 15, 2004

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