A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.
Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!
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Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.
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