josh's definitions

oral roberts

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though

I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson

by JOSH April 5, 2005

double plug

double plugging is in the act of penetrating a woman in either her anus or vagina, you take either your finger, dildo or anything you can find and plug the other orifice.

another definition is when two men engage in sex with a woman at the same time. One man inserts his penis in her anus while the other man inserts his in her vagina.

Last night while I was hammering Katie I put my finger in her ass and double plugged her.

Last night while I was walking in the park I saw these two guys double plugging this girl.

by JOSH April 5, 2005

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005

crispian

the cutest guy in the whole wide world!

look at crispian's cute butt!

by josh April 6, 2005

Yucky Boat

Substitute for all sexually transmitted diseases

God damn bitch gave me a yucky boat

by Josh December 7, 2004

FTF

A girl is FTF (Fit to Fuck)

As in she is Fit To Fuck

by Josh December 9, 2004

lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 9, 2004