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Vtec

VTEC=Variable timing and lift electronic control.
By changing the variable timing and lift these engines can perform better than it's normal non-VTEC cousins. More horsepower, torque, revolutions per minute and so on.
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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Blog Hag

Any 'older woman' who has a blog, and uses it mainly to hit on, flirt with, or come on to other bloggers.

The typical 'Blog Hag' is usually single, divorced, separated, or in an 'open relationship', but may also been 'married and looking', 'married and miserable', "not getting their needs met" in their current irl relationship, or may just be looking to get a self-esteem boost.

The 'Blog Hag' doesn't really care if their male or female target is single, or involved. They will go out of their way to pursue the target, no matter what, and will often say just about anything to their the target's attention.

The Blog Hag is similar to a stalker, but is pitied more because of how needy they are, and how sad their attempts are to get affection, love, and attention.
"I have no idea why that one blog hag keeps leaving comments to my blog entries. She keeps trying to flirt with me, and she knows I'm not interested."
by anonymous April 4, 2005
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turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
by Anonymous December 25, 2009
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Westin Alcover

Thinks he's cool, but in reality he's a geek with no life, brains, or fucking dick. He wishes he could have balls, but it will never come true. Has no life, is gay, and is so desperate, he screws his brother.
by Anonymous February 12, 2004
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cultist

One who is a member of a cult.
There were some cultist freaks passing out brochures door-to-door the other day.
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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Xerostudios

by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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slizzang

The word slang with 'zz' added to give it a more urban sound
The way we talk is called slizzang!!
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
mugGet the slizzangmug.

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