Tyler's definitions

mung

what comes out of the vagina when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach

the fetus lay in a pile of mung as it twitched then slowly died

by tyler May 13, 2005

good call

A sarcastic phrase used when someone says something obvious or stupid.

Mikey:hey you got a haircut.
Tyler:Hey, good call asshole!

by Tyler May 13, 2005

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005

row boat

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time....rowin' the boat

by tyler April 25, 2005

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's the best shooter in the country.

Q: Hey you know who sucks at basketball?
A: JJ Redick

by Tyler April 24, 2005

neon weed

A rare type of marijuana; usually smoked out of a dooma.

I've been smokin' the neon since '98.

by tyler April 23, 2005