Tyler's definitions

crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)

"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."

by Tyler January 2, 2007

pion

under paid bitch

im just an under paid pion

by tyler May 2, 2003

diddle

a young girl who lacks discrimination when choosing her sexual partners

a girl who will have sex with anyone,

by tyler December 1, 2003

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

sandstrom

People who make millions and have sex with hot blondes

by Tyler June 30, 2003

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

chorp

It is hard to define chorp... one can only understand it through use and experience. It is most commonly used as a noun but can also take the form of a verb or an adjective.

"It's chorp!"
"C'est... Chorp!"
"CHORP!"
"What a chorp."
"Chorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorp."

by tyler January 20, 2004