Tyler's definitions

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

fat fat

A primitive version of the following insults: fatass, fat shit, lardass, fatty, fatty fat fat.

A derogatory term for overweight people.

A-Money's nickname, the lead singer of Ashen.

Fatty's tryin to get laid tonight, no one make fun of Fat Fat.

Slow down, Fat Fat!

by Tyler January 4, 2005

king zero flipout

a dumbass kid who likes to use the words 'ghey' and 'owned' to their maximum capacity. He wants to be a ninja, but just ends up giving into his urges for pirate style ass sex.

king zero should die.

by tyler March 5, 2004

juice box

used to describe someone who is flamingly gay or extremely faggish
(not a word to be directed at actuall homosexuals)

"dude, stop being such a juice box... you're freakin me out"

by tyler November 17, 2004

jive ass shit

a way to say cool that a white kid heard from his dad who was in his teens during the 70's

Shanequa: Hey crackaz and Niggaz, Yall got any weed
Tyler (a.k.a. white kid): My friend, Adam Perri, Has some drug paraphernalia you may be interested in.

by Tyler December 8, 2004

tatermerans

these are boobs that are nice and the man is supirised to see them

Val has nice tatermerans i want to touch them

by Tyler October 1, 2004

xanga

something very gay for tree huggers

Im gay...I like xanga....DOnt kill animals

by Tyler May 13, 2005