LCPL 

The abbreviation of the rank Lance Corporal. Grade E-3 in the Marine Corps. His duties are neverending but last no longer than 4-6 years. He has the ability to do firewatch, clean, get devildogged, be completely unaware of his surroundings or situation, not give a fuck, PT after a night of drinking and unprotected sex, lose rank, gain rank back almost instantly, stay a lance corporal his entire contract, hate everyone, get fucked by the corps and skate like a motherfucker.

Gunny, "Hey! What the fuck LCPL?!?"

LCPL, "Lance Corporal don't know."

LCPL by lcpl4life October 4, 2010

LCPL 

An abreviation for Lance Corporal. A rank in the Marine Corps. Usually careless and does what one wants at a whim

LCPL does not care.......

LCPL by shurts May 6, 2008

LCPL 

Little Cock Pleasing Loser or LCPL (noun):
A tongue-in-cheek term coined by MSgt Michael Green to describe a Marine Corps E3, poking fun at their position as junior enlisted personnel. Often used to highlight their perceived eagerness to please and their place at the bottom of the chain of command, this phrase humorously exaggerates their willingness to "go above and beyond" to win favor with higher-ups—sometimes to a fault. Despite the ribbing, it’s all part of the good-natured banter that builds camaraderie in the ranks. The term was later adopted to describe anyone who kisses tail.

SSgt: "Hey, Green, why is LCPL Johnson out there scrubbing the rocks around the barracks with a toothbrush?"
MSgt Green: "Because he’s a little cock pleasing loser, that’s why. Gotta make sure the rocks shine for the Gunny’s inspection!"

The term is clearly meant as a humorous jab, reflecting the kind of sarcasm and ribbing common in military culture.

LCPL by TymeIsMoney3000 January 21, 2025

Lcpl Gill 

A false motivator of marines who is obsessed with nearly every type of reliable small arms weapon system foreign and domestic especially of 7.62mm caliber and makes it his personal goal to aquire as many of these "prized possesions" as possible. He believes that conducting live fire exercises such as mowing down hostile trees with AK-47s' stateside will improve his chances of survival in a life or death situation. He believes the more personal "tactical gear" he has, such as molle vests and magazine pouches the cooler he is.

Hey man, that isnt an original 1940 enfield N0. 5 carbine is it?

Why indeed it is, i thought only Lcpl Gill knew that.

Lcpl Gill by Lcpl "gearqueer' Pabst December 27, 2009

LCpl Ortiz 

The first dominican marine general; coconut cutter, one who always says the words "ok" and "bueno"

LCpl Ortiz, Are you going to do that?

OK!

Bueno!

I am the first dominican general!

LCpl Ortiz by keep0njeepin0n May 22, 2006