Spencer's definitions

Majumbos

slang for a woman's breasts.

"My god, look at her majumbos, they're huge."

by Spencer February 3, 2004

shiznat

something of great quality

this food is the shiznat!

by spencer December 22, 2002

buffting

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

by spencer February 1, 2003

creft

to steal

I crefted his bass tube.
I want to creft his XR3i.
They are crefting my tv

by spencer February 1, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003