Nutfuck Share definition Flag n. 1. One who steals your oranges; a thief. 2. One who is mentally deficient; a buffoon. v. 3. The act of stealing oranges; thievery. "Don't nutfuck my oranges, nutfuck!" Nutfuck by Kablizzy August 7, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Nutfuck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch