Spencer's definitions

cheesy

1. smell given off by unwashed bobbys helmet.
2. lardy arsed police officer with por socila skills.

See also "Ginger get" as in "Cheesy, you Ginger get!!"

by Spencer October 2, 2003

artichoke kiss

Scrapping ones tongue on another’s upper front teeth; similar to eating an artichoke

Hey girl, lemme give you an artichoke kiss

by Spencer August 2, 2021

taelor

The coolest girl around..very sexy..also see smart,funny,epic and awesome.

woah she be taelin'

that girl is so taelin'

by spencer August 15, 2004

sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...

He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her

by Spencer August 16, 2004

pimp

It means you have three dates to homecoming.

"I have three dates to homecoming. I'm a pimp."

by Spencer September 28, 2004

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004