Sam's definitions

Ho

A word made up by niggers who have no grasp of the English language. Since they cannot pronounce "whore", they must use this word. It can be used in nearly any context, but it usually refers to some fat sloppy nigger lady with a huge ass and ten kids.

1- Dat ho be fine, yo!
Trans: That fat sloppy nigger lady with ten kids that is eating Doritos has a fat ass and I would like to be the illegitimate father of her next child!

by Sam June 7, 2005

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

Southern Virginia

Southern Virginia is the best place in the world. Known for its beautiful {southern belles}, Southern Virginia is an amazing place to be. We know the true meaning of southern hospitality and the men certainly know how to treat the ladies. And for Northern Virginia...you too were part of the Confederacy :) We are the only reason YOU seem somewhat of a nice place...

"The people from Northern Virginia are a disgrace to southern hospitality."

by sam December 28, 2004

Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003

;)

A wink ;) means i love you are that your hott!

;)your hott i love you!!

by Sam August 11, 2004

red end

Similar to 'Bell end'
The 'red' end of ones penis when erect.

'Get your red end out, i want it in my arse' said Marion

by Sam April 11, 2005

Aryana

a noble woman
of a noble race
The female format of the name Aryan
An Iranian woman
One descended from the master race Aryan

She is so pretty, no doubt that she is an Aryana.

by Sam December 14, 2003