Sam's definitions

spidersex

The act of sex with a spider. Comes from the word 'spider' and the word 'sex'.

'On the way to the park i stopped to have some spidersex'

by Sam March 12, 2005

women

completely equal to men. Can be nice or mean. Some are understandable, others not. let's not steryotype people...

a woman is a good thing

by sam March 11, 2005

Naperville Central High School

A high school in naperville. You love it and hate it. A lot of people there carry designer bags and wear expensive clothing. You often think of graduating early while attending NCHS.

Where do you go?
Naperville Central
oh

by sam March 11, 2005

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005

daddy juice

Another phrase meaning jizz cum man juice. If you still don't get it, what comes out of your penis when you ejaculate. If you still don't get it then your probably mentally retarded. For all those mentally retarded people out there, it means sperm/semen.

Ow damn you got man juice all over my new rug.

by Sam March 8, 2005

swing pipe

well hung

big swingy penis

Damn, that dude is swinging pipe!

by Sam March 4, 2005

scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005