Sam's definitions

Lamb21

the coolest fucking person EVER to live!

Lamb21 rules! We should all know her!

by Sam December 27, 2004

:)

a smiling face but not as happy as :D

:)!!!
Are you happY?
oh yeah!

by Sam August 11, 2004

special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

by Sam October 11, 2004

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

Niff

someone who is a loner

eg. at my school when someone is by their self we call them a "niff" as they are alone

by sam November 24, 2003

blorp

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

by sam May 4, 2004

mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

by Sam February 22, 2003