Paul's definitions

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005

girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004

issy

used instead of the word Sissy (dis to 60 crips). It's almost like saying, "F'n'" instead of fuckin'

Blood says, "You sissy." A 60 crip/60 crip allie would say, "don't say the issy word.

by paul October 15, 2004

nVidiot

A slang term used for people hardcore obsessed with nvidia cards even though they use an antiquedated archtexture. Similar to intel and microsoft. The real choice for a good card is OBVIOUSLY ATI for two reasons: they're generally ahead in the speed race, and even when nvidia is ahead in the speed race, ATI cards handle heating a LOT better (just over clock.)

The only defense the Nvidiot has that I credit is that nvidia has done a lot for the linux gaming world, and god bless them for that, and that alone.

The nvidiots only defense is nvidias support of linux!

by paul November 1, 2004

Tucan

A tucan is a mythological bird that is best friends with unicorns and high hippies. Tucan Sam is the most well known tucan known in existance today.

I think there is a tucan on the freeway!

by Paul February 27, 2005

bam bam bojizzle

Urban American Slang

A state of irrational exuberance.

Oh my god. Bam bam bojizzle, man, I feel great.

by Paul September 7, 2004

quimling

A Quimling is a small furry animal, which resembles a bush. It feeds mainly on thick meats, trapping its prey by first dancing, and later squirting a milky fluid, entrapping it deep within its quivering lips.

"Hey Looks at that Bush!"
"NO WAY, THATS A QUIMLING, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT FREEEEEEAKY SHIT!"

by Paul October 7, 2004