Paul's definitions
Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money
Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!
by Paul February 5, 2004
Get the bank loanmug. verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.
The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."
by Paul December 6, 2003
Get the connor itmug. A young spotty unemployed shellsuit wearing tink, who thinks thunderbird is a drink for posh people, his ambition is to go to jail and offend as many normal people as possible, the highlight of his week is giro day or slashing someone at the weekend, scared to look at you on his own, but thinks he is hard as fuck in a group of 20 other neds, picks fag buts from the street and hassles people for spare change.
by Paul January 14, 2004
Get the nedmug. by Paul June 19, 2006
Get the soldiermug. by Paul June 27, 2006
Get the Dymemug. KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.
anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.
by paul May 5, 2004
Get the klondike butt syndromemug. by Paul May 20, 2004
Get the schedulemug.