Nick's definitions

zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

by nick April 6, 2005

super cool

see: nick burton

nick is soo cupa coo' you foo'

by nick May 19, 2004

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

nucka

you would use nucka as a synonym for nigger...but bein white and using nucka u may not get ur ass beat as hard by the people of the african culture

danny:(white) wasup nuckas?
dominique: (black) mayne wat the fuck did u just say muu fucka...im bout to put a 4-4 clip in yo muuu fucken chest white cracker bitch.
devon:(black) naw dom. he said nucka mayne just stab the lil bitch a couple times

by nick August 21, 2004

Jackhammer

When jacking off so close to a girls face, that your motions continually hit her in the face, in a constant punching rythm.

Suzy pissed me off, so when we were done, i jackhammered her bitch ass.

by Nick May 13, 2005

RE

it means Resident Evil, you numbnuts!

Jill almost became a "Jill Sandwitch" in the video game Resident Evil

by Nick June 3, 2005

Ephialtes

My name so get lost!

Ephialtes is cool

by Nick August 25, 2003