Nick's definitions

hillbilly

An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot

why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth

by nick April 11, 2004

puberty

Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha.

I know what puberty is!

by Nick September 13, 2004

multiple orgasm

Something every man wishes he could achieve, and tries so desperatley, but usally fails, to give to his sexual partner.

I tried to give shirley multiple orgasms last night but I fell asleep,

by Nick November 10, 2002

Corriemuchloch

(n.)
The kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down a corridor

by Nick March 28, 2003

Erf

erf is the planet we live on.

there are alot of people on erf.

by nick May 9, 2006

bunny boiler

just a special note for some of you who have defined bunny boiler. the key bunny boiler characteristic is such that a bunny boiler is not the girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife etc. of the man who's bunny gets boiled. she is just some skank who he, maybe, poked in the whiskers or gave it too one time on a whim or a dare (or request) from a friend when he was drunk. really having no liability whatsoever, not even a requirement to call.

yeah, my housemate of spring semester my first senior year asked me to give it to one of her buddies so i told i would if i were really drunk. she got me drunk and took care of me, i threw up after being dragged to my bedroom by the skank and then was asked to brush my teeth and taken to bed in a very suggestable drunken (read shmattered) state. the bunny boiler thinks we have a relationship some 13 years later or some shit and she thinks we have dated in between as well. uh, no, no we didn't, now go away. I need WITSEC.

by nick May 17, 2006

silpy

Acting irritated, or not themselves. Like in a cranky or irritated mood. Acting upset because of a previous event, and letting it show.

Like somebody might be irritated one day, and his friend would be like "Yo man, you actin silpy, somethin happen?" or "why you silpy today man?"

by Nick May 13, 2005