Nick's definitions

Derick Stacy

the biggest fag in the world. loves to be in the pen15 club

dude stop being such a derick stacy man.

by Nick December 13, 2004

Cavillea

The coolest, funniest, most unique person in North Carolina(Thats Not saying much cuz NC blowz). Also has the coolest friends imaginable.i.e. Meredith,Aimee,and lots of guyz named Chris.

kid 1- iz Cavillea around?
kid 2-nope
kid 1- Then I'm leaving. Cavillea's awesome.

by Nick November 25, 2003

cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

by Nick October 16, 2003

Scolding

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.

Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.

by Nick December 9, 2003

metric bitch

a very large bitch; a unit of measurement defining an extremely large bitch; larger than an english bitch; a bitch that weighs a ton.

That chick is a metric bitch.

by nick May 6, 2007

Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

by Nick April 3, 2003

chootad

male female ass, place where cock goes

male female ass, place where cock goes into ass

by Nick May 13, 2005