last call girl

A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.

When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.

by nick February 15, 2004

knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

by nick August 21, 2003

Happas

(n.)
The amusement caused by passport photos.

by Nick March 29, 2003

Pigglefuck

An insult; much like the word "asshole" or "Douchebag".

"You stupid pigglefuck, you broke it!"

by Nick April 24, 2003

Goole

(n.)
The puddle on the bar into which the barman puts your change.

by Nick March 29, 2003

covered wagon

Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.

Anil Anne has a covered wagon.

by Nick March 14, 2005

fucl

fucl (pron. fuckle)

A typo of the often used fuck, most likely to be said when angry, or frustrated. Common use may be heard verbally if the subject is prone to typing fucl.

Typing - "*spawncamped repeatedly* god damnit shit fucl n3wblets!"

Verbal - "*girlfriend calls* I wanna break up!" "Well fucl."

by Nick February 14, 2005