tossing off

to masterbate.

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.

by nick April 11, 2003

lasher

lasher(donkey) blackpool fans still trying to legalsise beastiality

make burnley dingles appear respectable

by nick November 14, 2004

Skankawhoreus

Variant of SKANKASAURUS, but more offensive.

Look at that butt-ugly skankawhoreus over there. Oh wait, just just yo momma.

by Nick September 10, 2003

fur burgers

Yeah its from Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle

its reall a very very hair pussy... aka the "fur" part of it

The quote is really "Dude yeah im hungry for burgers, FUR BURGERS!"

by Nick April 05, 2005

thatch

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".

"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"

by Nick September 13, 2004

balldar

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

by Nick February 16, 2005

school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick September 01, 2004