Nick's definitions

abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

by Nick April 11, 2005

firecrotch

A person with fire red pubic hair

i have orang pubes...

by nick October 25, 2003

walau-eh

An expression of amazement

Walau-eh, check out that babe.

by nick October 23, 2003

Fuckwitt

A Person who drives a Car equiped with a Sound System which only has a Bass Channel and cannot be attenuated to less than 80db. Not particularly visible with Hardtops but the Roof of Cabrios with the Top up pulsates to the 'Beat'

To be stuck in a Traffic Jam is bad enough but to be stuck in front of a Fuckwitt takes the Biscuit

by Nick August 16, 2004

shlingadingdong

a long word for penis

wow hes got a small shlingadingdong

by Nick November 10, 2003

deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.

Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.

by nick June 16, 2005

this

1. this thing of ours, this thing that we do.
2. of or pertaining to business of a confidential nature.
3. an exchange of one good, service, or favor for another or any thing of value. This is often referred to as business.

Officer, how fast was I going?

You were going 99 in 25 zone you are going to jail unless I see this!

Officer, if you plug my girlfriend in the ass will this do?

Yes, son, just between you and me.

by nick April 22, 2005