Jonny 's definitions

manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).

Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite

by Jonny December 23, 2003

DMV

department of motor vehicles (aka hell)

going down to the DMV!

by jonny December 3, 2002

britknee

The hottest vietnamese girl... EVER!

Jawknee ::hearts:: Britknee

by Jonny October 11, 2004

behenchod

one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter

bhenchod sala!

by jonny September 14, 2003

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

shmere

i don't understand

shmere? wats that mean?

by jonny April 3, 2003