kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

yes

a whole female convesation

jenny: yes
jordan: mmm yes
keork: yup
dig: yes
left boob: YEAS
right boob: yes

by Jonny March 17, 2004

natas

Evil, or totally messed up. Satan backwards.

That child killer on tv, man, that's totally natas.

by jonny February 11, 2004

skinhead

People who are anti peace and are work machines with no respect for the environment

Any Republican

(specifically george bush and his bushies)

by Jonny March 30, 2005

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003