Gollum

Middle Earth's equivilant of a crack head

I'll suck it for the preacious

by Emily January 24, 2004

Emalee

An Emalee is a blonde chick who likes accomplishing things. A little too competitive at times. VERY pretty and athletic with extremely long legs. She tends to be very smart, really kind and caring, very helpful, willing to do anything for a friend. Emalee's are very tall with long limbs. She tends to be shy around people before she gets to know them. Emalee is a talker. A LOUD talker. An Emalee loves being outside whether she's hiking in the mountains or walking along the beach. You'll rarely find an Emalee sitting still doing nothing. She's always down to try new things. Emalee's have a wide range of interests and enjoy doing a variety of things. She has a bubbly personality and she'll never let anyone notice if she's having a bad day.

Me - Woah did you see that tall girl over there?

My friend - Oh that must be Emalee, Emalee's are very tall and lengthy.

by Emily April 26, 2021

jyfihp

jam your finger in her pussy, popular internet message board slang.

user1: IMPALED APPRECIATION THREAD!
user2: JYFIHP!

by emily September 15, 2004

Derf

Has a similar meaning to "fucker"

"Oh my God, You derf! What the hell did you just do? You Fucked everything up!"

by Emily May 06, 2003

twat

slang for a dirty slags pussy.

Someone who does something stupid.

another word for a dickhead.

someone asks a fucking really stupid question and you would reply by calling them a twat

by Emily January 07, 2007

old timers

The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's

"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"

by emily November 24, 2003

choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.

damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!

by Emily July 27, 2004