scott's definitions

Green Day

A shithouse band that tweenies think are real rock but its worse than avril lavigne. They used to be good before american idiot but now they suck fat cock

Oh and by the way:
Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you

Tween:
omfg!!11111 have youuu heerrd boulivard of bwoken dwweams by gwween day, its like so hard core

me: you suck, go listen to real rock like sum 41, korn or even rummenstein but YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WOULD YOU SWWWIIINNNNNNNEEEE

by scott March 11, 2005

ISGID

an acryonym for "I'm so goth i'm dead"

lame teenagers who try to over do a pathetic attempt of trying to be goth

by Scott January 14, 2003

Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.

by Scott May 13, 2005

wanksturbating

The act of masturbating. Slang made by ScorpZ

Man you wanksturbate more than a gay dude looking at cock!

by Scott January 15, 2004

Suasage

A skank fart that smells like a bitch. Usual done by a gay ass homo named Scott.2 The act of boneing sum 1 throguh the eye or were ever.

Scott just ripped ass.

Scott just ripped ass.

by Scott May 24, 2004

Crash B's

When people get mad sex because they win a world record.

When Jim got madly crash b'd by jill

by Scott July 23, 2004

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004