jeff's definitions

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

mmf

mmf, is the leet, or 1337 term for the sound of a muffled climax produced by one (male) wanking.

Omg dude, did you see that chick at the show? She was teh sexiest, I was like mmf...mmf..mmf all afternoon.

by Jeff July 27, 2004

fugly

The word ugly and all associated definitions. (fucking ugly with out using profanity)

That bitch is fugly

by Jeff December 9, 2002

bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.

Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.

by jeff January 30, 2004

cheseppied

schooled

i cheseppied rob in a basketball match

by Jeff November 7, 2003

bust a cap

To fire a gun (military slang from the days of percussion cap and ball firearms before the manufacture of individual cartidges consisting of a metal casing holding a bullet, gunpowder and a primer that fired when struck by a firing pin or hammer.)

We heard some people busting caps a couple of klicks up the trail.

by jeff August 13, 2004

poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

by Jeff February 12, 2004