jeff's definitions

rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by Jeff September 13, 2004

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

isn't it

Put simply, "isn't it" is the most diabolical phrase in the history of man kind.
For ages, young students around the globe have dreamt in fear of such a thing. The mere thought of such a thing, is but the torched pain of an erect penis chopped in two. What more could be so terrifying?

The phrase "isn't it" has been a phrased passed down from generation-to-generation within the Iyer family (who are known for their devout loyalty to the Curry gods).

Be wary my friends, such a term can not be used so lightly - not even in a friendly gesture. Respect the Iyer Family. Respect her Wisdom. Respect Iyerism.

Yes, Jimmy, that would be very foolish, isn't it?

by Jeff March 14, 2004

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004