Definitions by jeff

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

Happy Negro by Jeff February 16, 2005

ignospeach 

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.

When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".

ignospeach by Jeff February 16, 2005

Free Mandela 

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.

"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."

Free Mandela by Jeff February 15, 2005

Brittilicious 

Compound term: "Britt" + "Delicious" -- A quality or condition embodying a unique savory aspect derivative of the imput or influence of Britt herself.

That story was a ficticious, Brittilicious, creation.

Those brownies were Brittilicious.

Brittilicious by Jeff February 13, 2005

Yom 

An individual who is mentally sub-normal / retarded.

That guy in the rubber hat looks like a bit of a yom!

Yom by Jeff February 11, 2005

wigger 

A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.

When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.

wigger by Jeff February 11, 2005

grass drag 

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

grass drag by Jeff February 1, 2005