The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.
"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"
"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"
"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"
by Jeff April 15, 2005
by jeff March 06, 2005
You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.
*ring* *ring*
B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?
B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?
by Jeff November 18, 2004
Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.
by Jeff September 05, 2004
To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.
I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.
by Jeff July 09, 2004
by Jeff March 04, 2005