funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005

kent state

The liberal capitol of the mid-west.

Kent state really does compare to Berkley and Harvard!

by J February 05, 2005

tweaked

made by the girls of (look up) st. joseph's academy--when a girl gets eatin out

girl- omg you got tweaked?!

girl- omg he tweaked you?!

by J April 06, 2005

metalica

hmmm, notice metalica gets more of a rap then the actual metallica

and we all know that metallica made some of the best music this pathetic world has ever heard... apart from their most recent album, but we just pretend that it never happened.

why abuse the ones that started music in its most finest artistic talent... abuse the ones that dislike it, Low mans lyric all the way...

by J March 31, 2005

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 01, 2008

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

packy

A place to purchase alcoholic; Used frequently by Massachusetts people and especially college students. Also known as package store, wacky packy, Phipps and Liquor Store

I want to get shitfaced so i need to make a trip to the packy to get some beer

by J April 08, 2003