mushroom tattoo

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.
by J April 23, 2004
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312

"3-1-2's, 3-1-3s, 2-1-5, 8-0-3s
Read your whoreoscope and eat your whore d'oeuvres" from Ludacris' "Area Codes"
by J November 18, 2004
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terrorise

the act of completely and utterly raping sumone of their self respect. the recipient of the terrorising is left to felt like he has his trousers down and is taking repeated ass rapings from Lex Steele and Britains entire naval fleet
i terrorised you in a fashion

Look at you, you took a fuckin terrorisin
by J May 04, 2005
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Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.
That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.
by j February 19, 2004
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Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
by J June 13, 2006
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kunoichi

by J October 11, 2003
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Pendejo

slang, commonly used by Mexicans and Chicanos......asshole
by J October 24, 2003
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