John's definitions
A town located around South Jersey in Cape May county. it is where john lives and there are a lot of bugs there.
by john December 1, 2004

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 18, 2006

The term/command used in battle.net games such as starcraft, warcraft, or diablo in which someone is to remove(the r) someone from their friends list(the /f) which is capped at a maximum of 25 friends. This may be from the cause of inactivity of that friend, enraged at that friend, or just because he is a n00b.
ex 1:"Wow I hate beetis, he sucks at lost temple."
/F r Beetis
ex 2(RL Conditions):
"Omg Sally lost my eyeliner, that fucking bitch! /f r her ass, I don't like her"
/F r Beetis
ex 2(RL Conditions):
"Omg Sally lost my eyeliner, that fucking bitch! /f r her ass, I don't like her"
by John December 28, 2007

by John May 11, 2003

a froob is a noob who is more anoying than just a new player. they beg, scam, cheat, spam, and act like they know what they're doing and try to "trick" experience people by saying things like "ill give you this aaawsommmmmeee thing it's worth like a billion" when its worth absolutly nothing.
by John May 13, 2005
