Eli 's definitions

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.

I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.

by Eli February 3, 2005

frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.

After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it

by Eli March 25, 2004

Smurfalicous

Adj:Cool awesome or sweet. a funny thing to say. How bOut we start a trend!

WOW THAT nose job is smurfalicous

by Eli November 26, 2004

cheerleading

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die

Cheerleading is really not a sport.

by Eli March 9, 2005

borf nugget

A worthless being who has no reason to live. Basically givin the title of sucking at life. AKA Fankle Fork

Entering the class room Nate Arnold was not suprised Eli called him a big fat Borf Nugget

by Eli March 14, 2005