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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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biff

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.
by kenny December 22, 2003
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snap!

1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.

2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"
BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."

GIRL: "I know you just didn't"

BOY: "Oh, snap!"
by kenny October 23, 2002
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chode

a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.
his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.
by kenny December 22, 2003
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poboy

1. A wonderful, tasty, sub sandwich consisting of various types of meat(s) and condiments.
2. A term to express great disbelief and disappointment.
1.I love me a poboy when I go to Jason's Deli!
2.Poboy, I just got whooped in Halo!
by Kenny August 2, 2004
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ghost in the dark

When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.
What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.
by Kenny January 30, 2004
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podawg

Derived from poboy and dawg, podawg has two meanings.

1. A derogatory term used for your rival, opponent, or enemy.
2. Used between close friends to express comradeship.
1. You stupid podawg, you'll rue the day you messed with me!
2. Hey podawg, what's the haps?
by Kenny August 2, 2004
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